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· WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
· Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
· Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
· Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
· Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
· Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona
· Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
· Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
· Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
· Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
· Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
· 1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
· Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
· What"s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.
· What"s the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai
· Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It"s ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
· A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight
its shows 58kg. she removes her sandle :56kg
then her jacket: 53kg
then dupatta: 52kg
then her coins got finish.
A baba in the que said" BIBI tum lagi raho coins bahut hain "
· In which place do women"s hair grows VERY THICK
and VERY CURLY???
ans:in AFRICA
· Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
· A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
· Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
· Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile,
try karte raho har ek ko.
· Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
· Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
trouble$
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)
· Wat a married man $ay# after years of marriage:-
My marriage i$ made of Tru$t & Under$tanding,
$he doe$n"t Tru$t me & I dont Under$tand her.
· dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
time, 700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?
· $hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
· 1 - me$$age - received -
1 - cute - per$on - $ent - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - reading - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - angry -
1 - monkey - i$ - $till - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - di$ - m$g - to - anodr - monkey !
· Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.
· why do monkey$ love banana.... -
oop$ i am $o $orry ........ - that$ your per$onal matter!
· I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u"
Hey! Don"t get excited, I love other alphabet$ too...v, w, x, y, z !
· I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"$ becau$e Meneka Gandhi $ay$ "Love Animal$" !
· VERY ... Cute, Gorgeou$, Geniu$, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in
Trillion$..
I think it$ enough abt ME, wht abut U....
· The rain make$ all thing$ beautiful. The gra$$ & flower$ 2.
If rain make$ all thing$ beautiful why doe$n"t it rain on you?
· to live a life v need brain$,reflexe$, luck,iq,knowledge
expre$$ion, perce ption,
n mental qualification. ....hat$ off to u,for managing without
them!!!
· Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
$tupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
$tupid Man + $tupid Woman = Marriage !
· Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Muke$h kai$a chal raha hai apna
reliance".
Muke$h: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik $e $unai nahi deta. call me on
my HUTCH mobile!"
· Ikhtiyarre tabba$um ki lau ko tarranume numayi$h $e aghaa dena...
Jo i$ka matlab $amajh aaye to plea$e mujhe bhi bata dena.....
· $incere Apology : If u dont like any of my $M$ n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont he$itate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
· What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$
· doc chopra P$ychotherapi$t wanted the name board to be painted
infront of hi$ clinic ,
but our $ardar painted " Dr chopra P$ycho the rapi$t ".
· When i open my eye$ every morning i pray to God
that everyone $hould have a friend like you....
Why should only i $uffer!!!
· Ai$i do$ti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har $afar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi do$ti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein
mile
· DON..
K SMS KA iNTIZAR..
TOu 11 MULKON KE GIRLz KAR RAHi HAiN
DON..
SiRF PAPPU BACHON KO SMS KARTA HAi..!!
Q K
DON KA TALAUQ PESHAWAE SAY HAi..!!!
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Khidki khuli,
Zulfain uudi,
socha husan-o-jamal ka didar hai,
lakin kismat phooti jab zoolfain hati,
Q k
ye to nahaya ho hai!!!
· us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
· Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai
· 1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U,
U & Me laughing,
U & Me crying,
U & Me Dreaming,
U & Me holding on,
U & Me...
ju$t U & Me $itting in a MENTAL HO$PITAL & ME CHECKING U.
· From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec,
From birth till my Death,
my feeling$ 4 u have never changed.
For me, you "ve alway$ been
...........a headache!
· Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition,
finding true love i$ a kife time mi$$ion..
Take my word, follow the indian tradition
& marry ur dad"$ Deci$ion !
· Maine poocha chand $e
"dekha hai kahin mere yar $a ha$in".
Chand ne kaha
"abey, itni upar $e dikhta hai kiya",
· it"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$ ARRANGED- it"$ like
a$king $omeone, if $uicide i$ better or being murdered..
· $aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man,
but $he didn"t tell her $on becau$e..
· What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and MARRIAGE- in both ca$e you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata tu accha model milta"
· Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a garden
}and saw an apple falling down to the ground.
At once the idea of LAW OF GRAVITY came to his mind.
I Wonder sala 23 saal tatti karda riha, oh kehra thaley
dig k upar nu mur-di si udo usda dimag kithe si....!!!
· Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.
· Shair of the day !
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
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Nahati to NaNgi hi hogi
· Wife bought a new transparent nighty , Wore it in front of husband.
" Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho . wife= aapko batane ki
zaroorat nai hai , salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha
· Husband Apni Wife Se: Mera Dost
Aaya Hain 2 Cup Chai Lao.
Wife: Aap Jara Idhar Aayiye. Ghar
Mein Sugar Nahi Hain.
Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Mujhe To 1
Chamach Chahiye. Tum 1 Kiss Dena
Chai Khud Meethi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: Lekin Aap Ke Dost KO To 2
Chamach, Chahiye!!!
· Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. Wonderful Item For Entertainment .....
handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous
· Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga .
Ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko DOOODH ki rakhwali karte pehli
baar dekha hai
· Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?
Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare, aur mard
chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
· Ek mechanical engineer ki wife ko delivery hui, wife ne husband ko
SMS bheja, aapka spare part aa gaya hai .
Husband ne reply mai poocha NUT hai ya BOLT ..?
o Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I"m talking abt Yoga
· Shadi karney aur mobile leney k baad 1 hi
cheez ka afsos hot hey. . . . .
Thory arsy baad leta to acha model mil jata
· Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
· Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when
a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
· An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl:
Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur
doosre inke din kum.
· In a crowed bus lady turns & said ?Bhai saab aap aacha nahi kar rahe ho.,
Man replied: itni bheed mai isse acha nahi kar sakta.........??????
· A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What"s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
· Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya...
· Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
· What is the definition of a dhobi?
He"s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,"Kapre nikal
ke rakhna,main aata hoon."
· Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya....
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai...
· Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi baat
hai 1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai...............!
· Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· If
2x2x2= 8
&
4x4x4= 64
than
13x13x13=?
socho socho
nahi maloom?
yaar
it mean
tera tera tera = suroooor
· A man married a traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet!
· Director to Malika Sherawat, Suhaag raat ka scene hai aap usey
garam dhoodh ka glass deti hain
Malika: Glass sey hee dhoodh pilana tha tou mujhe kioun cast kia?
· Reema se ek program main kisi ne sawal pocha: aap subah auth ker
sub se pehle kia kaam kerti hain??
Reema: Apne ghar jati hon...
· judge: y u want divorce ?
man: main apni wife sy khush nhi .
judge 2 wife: yeh sai keh rha hay ?
wife: saaraa muhalla khush hy bus asi ko takleef hy
· Na kisi ko chero ko,
Na kisi sa panga lia karo,
Na kisi ko dil diya karo,
Na kisi sa dil li karo,
Healthy life jiya karo
Roz ROz Roz
GOOD MILK piya karo
· sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya "tu aj raat manager naal soye gi"
b.v behosh
· barsat ki us raat
woh larki
us ki geeli zulfain
us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi
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